LYING LARRY...
So tonight I get to meet "Lying Larry Last name withheld" His name is fitting as you will see here.
I show up for a "vehicle theft in progress" and out walks Larry. Larry is attempting to steal a 1988 Honda Prelude that has-- a flat tire, no ignition, half the dash missing and the "sunroof" is gone (it has been pouring for the last four days) and now the car is full of water with leaves floating in it.
Larry tells me "John -in jail- told me I could get this car" Larry doesn't know anything else about "John" except he's in jail.
I ask him for I.D. He tells me my name is Larry Thomas and my birthday is x/x/1962. I says to Larry "Do you have a driver's license?" to which he replies "I'm from Tennessee". ???
I again ask "What state is your I.D. from" and he tells me "I've never had an I.D. ever..."
I play the name game for a while and get no record of him from anywhere. I go back and ask him "How old are you?" and he replies "forty".... born 43 years ago but only forty years old..hmmmm....
So we then proceed to tell him "If you were born in 1960 you would be forty five"....and he finishes the sentence "right, but I was born in 62 that's why I'm forty"
Obviously Lying Larry hasn't got it right in the last forty three years oh yea and he's actually only 38 years old.
There's a reason they call drugs "dope".