Saturday, September 24, 2005

How about this one (my fellow officer had this fine contact):

A guy, despondent and depressed about life, is standing at the side of a bridge on the outside of the rail. He says he want's to die.

The police arrive and contact him. He is yelling "Don't come any closer".

They finally strike up a conversation and he makes one of his demands for a pen to write a suicide note.

The officer hand's him the pen.

He immediately puts it in his hear, holds his palm up to it and starts yelling to everyone "Get back or I'll shove it all the way through". :-o

2 Comments:

Blogger Liddia said...

Did he do it?

4:52 PM  
Blogger Suzette said...

After he put it in his hear, did he rub his sees? or use a kleenex to wipe his smell? :oP

6:41 PM  

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